I've got a grandmother who relentlessly plays the 6/49 Mega Millions Lottery Tickets, Megamillions, Megamillion, Mega Million, Powerball Lottery Tickets, Powerball Tickets and Powerball Online up
here.
It used to be she asked me to go out and get the tickets for
her while she stayed in and watched Wheel of Fortune or whatever
the hell it was on the tube.
She'd always get pissed when I came back with the tickets.
"What the hell did you pick these numbers for? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6?? That'll never win!"
I'd always ask, "Why not? Do the balls know the order they're
in?"
"But the odds of these numbers coming up.." she'd start.
"..are exactly the same as the odds of anything else," I'd
finish.
Long story short.. I don't have to go buy her tickets anymore.
